A fork of Rural Dictionary
Dead Lizard sits in hot water. (For nutrients)
Yum Yum I love Lizard Tea, What do you mean Mom and Dad are getting divorced?
Bengal Spice (herbal chai) and Bailey's (Irish cream liqueur)
I want to drown my sorrows in booze and cake, but in an environmentally responsible way. I know! I'll guzzle chairish tea until the world spins and smells like cinnamon.
When bong water comes up through the hole into your mouth hole
damn dawg i was hitting that bong earlier and ended up having afternoon tea
n. A mixture of lemon-lime soda and unsweetened iced tea.
Waitress: So, just sweet tea? Man: Could you make mountaineer's tea?
a drink that makes your bowel movement go brrrr, in hopes of getting yourself skinnier. But you’ll never lose weight, the only thing you’ll lose is your sense of dignity.
M: Did you drink the slim tea I gave you yesterday? C: Girl! yes, I couldn’t stop pooping till’ 3 in the morning
To act like a right Hobnob in the tea, is to have a tantrum and deliberately sabotage something nice, either for yourself or someone else. Taken from the selfish nature of the hobnob biscuit, which presents itself as a tough 'come dunk me bro' biscuit, only to crumble when submerged. Similar to 'pissed on your chips'.
Stop it! You're ruining it for us! You're acting like a right hobnob in the tea!
The one-day's, the maybe's, the I-hope's, the imaginary-future-game's, the can't-wait's, and the we-should's. The Ghost of life itself wondering up and down your hallway humming a sweet sad song, reminding you of the opaque alternative you refused to nurture and cherish. It's the words of comfort from others that unknowingly stab at your sense of solitude. It's the progression of comfort you provide yourself to reject pity. It's convincing yourself you're better off to avoid the pain of accepting your misdemeanors. P1: there's plenty of fish in the sea, you've just gotta get back out there P2: I'm better off alone, I have freedom, I can do whatever I want, and I have so much more time and money now. P1: you'll change your mind, someone else will come when you least expect it and sweep you off your feet.
I live out my days on lost dreams and tea, but if I am not mad, then who else will I be?