A fork of Rural Dictionary
A person who makes it to their 28th birthday.
Noah: "Just talked to Hope, Tony's birthday was a few days ago. Can't believe he is 28." Larry: "He is a 27 Club Survivor."
A medium-sized venue located near the Cuesta Café where a lot of kool students hangout. In the social club, students are usually engaged in a wide variety of activities such as talking about how they got fucked up at the last the party, playing videogames, and occasionally playing ping pong with random objects they find lying around the room. At the social club, you will run into a lot of interesting people.
"Yo, you going to the Cuesta Social Club today?"
"No, why would I?"
You are a member of the Epiphany club if you were born in the twelve days before or after Christmas (13th Dec - 6th Jan). Membership of the Epiphany club bestows some, if not all, of the following benefits:-
• People forget your birthday completely
• People will not buy you a Christmas / Birthday present (delete as appropriate), opting instead to buy you 'One big present' which never is.
• Nobody will want to attend a birthday party or go out on your birthday as they're too busy / broke / partied out / away visiting family. However will often say, "We will have a second birthday party in the summer" (which never materialises). There is an exception for those born on New Years Eve who do get to go out and party but attendees do it for the wrong reason.
• Your birthday presents (if you get one (see above)) will be wrapped in Christmas paper and the gift giver will apologise saying, "I couldn't find any birthday wrapping paper and had a lot of that instead"
I was born on Christmas day and get all the benefits of being a member of the Epiphany club.
Time for the boys. No simping. Only on the div 1 grind. Good fifa players up front and in any.
Boys fancy coming on pro clubs boys??
Yeh don’t let that nob head ted come on he’s a simp
Having sex on a Greyhound Bus; The opposite of the mile high club
Jack: How was the ride down?
Joe: It was awesome! I joined the Rock Bottom Club
Extremely based and intellectual group of individuals where sexiness, humor, and stoicism are prioritized above all.
"Hey, is it hot in here or is it just me?"
"No man, phenomenology club just showed up."