A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of being jerked off into a sink with the wooden handle of a plunger in your ass.
After getting the toilet unclogged, he decided to give his buddy a midtown plumber.
The anterior equivalent of plumber's crack, commonly focusing on the chestacle area. Gender-neutral
"Damn did you see that plumber's rack? They are packing some mommy milkers!"
An icy or minty sensation in or around the anus.
That mint body wash surprised me with an Iceland plumber; icy and refreshing.
When you're fucking a girl from behind in her pussy and insert your whole hand in her anus and start to jerk yourself off.
I was with a girl last night and she was a total freak so i gave her the Key Largo Plumber.
A plumber's crack usually all the way up they're back. Usually their name would be Sarah. Plumbs sewage and enjoys it.
Sarah has a plumber crack up her back
Another way of saying you are masturbating. Although it is mostly used by males it can sometimes be jokingly used by females as well.
"Sorry for taking this long, I ended up speaking to the plumber for 20 minutes"
"Hope you had fun, I don't think I can speak to the plumber for that long"
The act of literally taking a shit on top of a coffin.
Scott got fired today - Camera's caught him giving our shipment of caskets we were sending to a funeral home a real Plumber's Funeral.