A fork of Rural Dictionary
A half pint or similar-sized beer. A smaller-than-usual beer.
My doctor says my triglycerides are too high because of alcohol. So I need to order a smaller-sized beer. Bartender, give me a Fisher Price beer please!
Mr three favorite things in life.
"Lobster tail and beer" sounds like just two items instead of three, until you realize that there are no hyphens or commas in the phrase... THEN it suddenly makes sense! :P
The act of providing a supporting frame to an inebriated person who would otherwise struggle to make it home. Usually involves walking arm-in-arm with someone taking two steps forward and one step back.
'Did you have a good night out last night?'
'Yeah, except I ended up as the beer zimmer for that girl in accounts.'
the state of affairs at a 20 something singles bar at 300 am
come on guys, let's go. no babes in here, just stiff pricks and beer. i'm going home to jerk off again!
A beer that you drink when cleaning
I will clean the kitchen but first let me grab a cleaning beer.
Stated when something that happened/seen was so funny that it made one accidentally or theoretically spill their beer from laughing so hard
Person 1: Did you see that video of Will from last night?
Person 2: Yeah dude it was so funny I spilt my beer watching it
Types of beers found at a sporting event. Typically in larger quantities than a normal 12 oz.
Hey can you pickup some baseball beers on the way?
Baseball beers?
Yeah the tall michelobs.