A fork of Rural Dictionary
Friend 1: “I’m about to beat my shit” Friend 2: “can I join?”
An exclamatory order that compares a woman to a ungulate mammal (that which has hooves, such as a pig or a cow) while asking her to evacuate the premises so rapidly that it sounds like she's beating her hooves upon the ground.
Situation: A fat heifer comes up to a guy and asks him to Facebook her. His reply would be: BEAT HOOVES! (BITCH)!
National Beating your Son Day is August 15. This day is the day you tell little Brodigan to go get you a beer and break his Xbox for getting that terrible Modelo beer and not a real man’s beer
“I’m so excited for National Beating your Son Day!” -FishyLegend (Freak King)
See the people walking down the street Fall in line just watching all their feet They don't know where they want to go But they're walking in time They got the beat They got the beat They got the beat Yeah, they got the beat All the kids just getting out of school They can't wait to hang out and be cool Hang around 'til quarter after twelve That's when they fall in line
They got the beat They got the beat Kids got the beat Yeah, kids got the beat Go-go music really makes us dance Doing the pony puts us in a trance The Watusi, just give us a chance That's when we fall in line 'Cause we got the beat We got the beat We got the beat Yeah, we got it! We got the beat We got the beat We got the beat Everybody get on your feet We got the beat We know you can dance to the beat We got the beat Jump back, get down We got the beat Round and round and round We got the beat We got the beat We got the beat We got the beat We got the beat We got the beat We got the beat We got the beat We got the beat We got the beat We got the beat We got the beat We got the beat We got the beat
Lotion, or k y jelly used for wacking off.
Dude! That chick last night did not use enough beat grease...now i have dick burn!
on december the 3rd, you find the clown, asshole, or furry closest to you, and beat the living shit out of them.
hey Jim-Bob! its beat the shit out of a clown day!
Owen's famous music that makes the best beat
"i love bowen beats because he makes the best music"