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When a guy buys a girl a drink at the bar to pick her up (after checking her out first).
That guy just gave me a leer beer. Too bad I wasn't impressed by our conversation.
After much beer consumption, unable to track which ones are empty, there is a chosen spot for the current beer.
My designated beer is the one to the right of the Tylenol.
1. The fermented liquid byproduct resulting from a woman who does not practice proper vaginal hygine.
2. Expression used to describe shitty generic beer.
1. "Holy shit dude, I could smell the crotch beer brewing before I even got her panties off..."
2. "PBR should just be called 'Crotch Beer'."
When someone is black out drunk and takes a half full beer bottle and pushes the bottle into their rectum. They then proceed to tip the bottle upside down, poring beer into their rectum and lower intestine. They pull the bottle out and spray the surrounding party-goers with shitty beer.
Ben: "Hey Doug, beer-shoot these girls".
Doug proceeds to do a beer-shooter.
Doug: "Those girls deserved that shitty beer".
Ben: "That was a hell a of a spray bro".
The perfect combination
titties & beer go great together