Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

steroid car

A car that somewhat resembles the often steroid-filled owner - such as a Mercedes-Benz GLE, BMW X6 or Tesla Model X.

Don't buy that steroid car, what are you on? Steroids?

by March 21, 2023

meep car

Generally referring to micro vehicles such as smart cars, Mitsubishi Mirage hatchbacks, Toyota Yaris etc. Tiny vehicles whos horns don’t really even beep, but rather sound like a baby bird doing it’s best.

Driver abruptly changing lanes: Did you hear something?
Passenger : I think that lil Meep Car just honked their horn at you.

by Bradentonian June 07, 2022

Hot car

A car that's well known by cops for speeding and other traffic offences. Having a "hot car" means you're likely to get pulled over.

Be careful I have a hot car

by Tomtheavgeek July 16, 2021

not car

Refers to all cars that are not a Subaru WRX STI which offers drivers Dccd that enables drivers to adjust the amount of torque to front and rear wheels. No other vehicle offers this advantage and are coined "not cars".

Is your car a not car or a WRX STI. Your hot rod is really a not rod because it's a not car modified for speed with less control for track customization.

by Gypsie704 August 21, 2023

German car door syndrome

When you want to humourously imply that take away rubbish, pizza boxes etc. can be thrown out of the car by holding the door ajar and sliding the boxes under the car. Has its origins in Northern England which had uncommonly high number of Golf ownership amongst young adults in the 90s.

Person 1: "What should I do with my pizza box?"
Person 2: "The car has German car door syndrome"

by Charles Visitor August 01, 2021

Hoe car

The type of car a guy drives that usually indicates he’s single and lookin, a bachelor ‘s car ie chevy Camaro, Dodge Charger, etc.

He pullin all the females in that hoe car

by Sambo90 November 13, 2022

My Boyfriend Stole My Car

A girl sat at the gas station I work at for hours late night because...

A retard "Well I see why..."

Hym "And I'm quoting her (by the way) 'MY boyfriend stole my car so...' So no. THIS is not why you're not fucking me you stupid bitch. THIS is not the thing. It's always 'MY boyfriend to stole car' and 'I'm molesting a retard at work' and 'MY husband slapped the absolute piss out of me' but THIS is where you draw the line? This? No. That isn't what's happening here. You are delusional."

by Hym Iam December 31, 2024