A fork of Rural Dictionary
New England jargon for "Keep Out", usually written in big letters near the entrances to private property or otherwise off limits areas.
"Hey Jim you wanna fish at abenaki creek??"
"Nah man it's posted so we cant"
post-poned (verb tr. pst tnse)
an aggressive and conclusive refutation/smackdown of an online/social media statement, assertion or other communique i.e. a "post"
etym. ("post" i.e. digitally rendered communication) + ("poned" past tense of "pone" meaning to aggressively counteract or neutralize something)
"Did you see Kelly's argument w/ that pitbull forum on Reddit? She shut down the sanctimonious bullies leading the group with 1 paragraph"
"Yes, it was they were absolutely post-poned"
when you hit rock bottom and now all you can do it listen to post malone.
Ya i went to see chris today he’s in post malone depression.
When you really like someone during the ovulation period of your cycle and as soon as that ends you no longer have interest in them.
“I wanted him so bad last week and now it’s like he doesn’t even exist, that post ovulation clarity hits diffffffferent”
“I really thought it liked him, turns out-was just ovulating. The Post ovulation clarity is crazy”
Posting Instagram stories for the sake of reaching *one* specific person by publishing to hundreds of people,
like the Great Gatsby throwing lavish parties hoping daisy buchanan might stop by
i put out a gatsby post so she would slide into my DMs but she didn't even see the story
marina's gatsby posting so much recently, who's she trying to impress
teresa's gatsby post about gatsby posting didn't really get her the results she wanted
That sense of guilt after spending money on Fortnite or when looking at your Fortnite locker and feeling disappointed for all the money you have spent on virtual items and fake currency that won’t grant you anything in the real world
Jack: “How many skins do you have?”
John: “389, man post vbucks clarity is hitting hard right now”
A social media user that posts a photo or a fact about fish. Usually wholesome. Very fun and neat. I love fish posting.
User 1:"The longear sunfish has beautiful colors that include reds, orange, and teal. They usually eat insects and small fish."
User 2: you are fish posting.