A fork of Rural Dictionary
Ok now kids this is purely for educating kids
DONT AND I REPEAT don’t EVER SAY HIS NAME
U all know what I mean u all know what ‘he’ means
Ferret is a devil ferret . oh shit
Oh shit
Oh shit
I said the name
RUN
Ferret is cumming 🍆
An undersized shiney headed boyman who constantly requires to update the room on what page of 'crash' he is on despite no one asking.
Furthermore 'Ferret' enjoys announcing any NEXUS requirements and his ability to fill them out.
'I am the Ferret and today I won't leave the office.' direct quote. Said 361 days of the working year.
The ferret put in someone's pants in the act of ferret-legging, a popular game played by English coal miners in Yorkshire in which a ferret is inserted into one's pants, and kept there for as long as possible. Also my moniker, and a euphemism for a penis.
Damn, Jeffery has had that pants ferret in his ferret pants for a long time now.
When your dong goes chugging along
TomGW slapped Jon May with his floppy ferret
Wow did you see his trouser ferret I don't think I can take the whole thing