A fork of Rural Dictionary
The Carol Scotti brings the most positive energy to any environment she inhabits. Her hugs will transport you to another universe and her hospitality is on another level. Huge success is in her future and she will share it with those around her.
Carol Scotti squeezed me out of this world!
Colloquialism for lying named after the Prime Minister of Australia after Facing multiple accusations of lying, Prime Minister Scott Morrison says he is not dishonest then went on Radio and confessed to Neil Mitchell show: "Have you ever told a lie in public life?"
Scott Morrison: "I don't believe I have no, no."
Yeah mate he pulled a scotty, he said he wasn't in Hawaii but his Instagram stories tell a different story.
You grab 2 chicks and both of them fart in your foreskin, blowing it up like a balloon, once it gets to maximum girth, you nut all over the chicks with the high pressured semen cannon you created, once your finished you call up a friend to clean it up using their pubes as a mop
Hey bro! Later we should call up Harlee and ayda for a Greasy scotty b and maybe we’ll bring Luke as cleanup
Nickname of former Major League Baseball Outfielder Scott Podsesnik.
The White Sox would never have won the World Series in 2005 without Scotty 2 Poddy!
The act of licking a fat bitches ' stanky asshole with a bag of pop rocks in your mouth. Then as she cums, you spit the pop rocks deep into her shitty piehole
My brother met that gal in prison and when she got out, he promptly served her a scotty yum yum.
A place where spanish, male prostitutes and post-adolescent virginity, go to die.
In July of 2010, on the sandy beaches of Long Island, Police found Pedro, 19, lying face down, in a pool of urine and blood, in scotties"e"wagon.
When a person of large or hefty girth tucks in their shirt, only to have the back side pull back out and hang down below the belt line. Usually this is due to the large overhang on the front lower torso pulling the shirt in that direction. Usually one experiencing "Scotty shirt" will not fix the issue. Mostly due to the unwanted repetition it would require throughout the day and an overall lack of desire to look halfway decent. A person suffering from Scotty shirt is usually below reproach hygiene wise.
Hefty person #1: The back of my shirt keeps riding up and falling out when I tuck it in! Fuck it, my arms hurt, I'm just going to leave it like that. But that's part of the struggle of being fat...
Person #2: Daayyyum playa! You done got yourself a Scotty shirt!