A fork of Rural Dictionary
sends odors packing and adds a welcome note of freshness to your vehicle; best smells- Fresh Linen, New Car, Vanilla, Bahama Breeze; worst smells-Cherry
Febreze car freshener, Yankee Candle car fresheners
Someone who always starts eating the food before you get home
Jim: quit fucking car eating
Bob: fuck u man I'm hungry
An alternative to selling the car for money to buy food.
“My mother had a rough childhood. Her mom had to sell the car in order to have enough food money.”
“What? Just… Eat the car.”
Serving/consuming alcohol while riding shotgun in a vehicle whether straight from the bottle/flask or from a “to go” plastic cup from the bar or “hitting the bottle” to save money on drinks at the bar or to “serve” alcoholic beverages to a group of people out of a cooler in the trunk of your car.
*Car Tending in a moving vehicle is illegal and is only “allowed” for passengers with a designated sober driver.
*Most Wisconsin bars do a to go beer (unopened) or to go drink (plastic cup) so Drink Wisconsinably.
*Driving while car tending results in death and making your Mama ugly cry.
*Don’t make your Mama ugly cry.
Dude, we will spend less money at the bar if we are car tending tonight!
If we car tend on the way to the party we will have a pretty good buzz by the time that we get there!
I recommend NOT getting this shit car it blew up on top gear🤣 so if u want to blow up this is the car you want. There old cars were decent though
The alpine car is gonna blow up
When you have been riding in the hot car and things get a bit musky down there.
Baby, I gotta take a shower before we have fun because I got hot car pussy.