A fork of Rural Dictionary
Gathering place for those that enjoy great beer and great company.
Let's have our happy hour at the Beer Union tonight!
The poor man's Mug Root Beer for when you just want a large-ass $1 infinitely refillable cup from McDonald's to sit down with in the bathroom drinking enough root beer to be consistently pissing into and flooding the urinals from 3 feet away, destroy you kidneys and ruining everyone else's McBathroom experience
You know, I'm a mug fan, but damn, on any good day Barq's Root Beer's the SHIT
The beer delay occurs when you drink to much and your brain needs the extra second to understand shit
*Adam laughing about a joke 2 min after everybody else finished laughing*
Yo, Adam is hammered! He got a full-on beer delay
“This Gurkha beer tastes like yak’s piss!”. “It IS yak’s piss...”
A well-known saying that has been used to describe instances of tennis/beer-related activities since the early 1700’s.
Person 1: I can’t remember how much more beer I owe you for our tennis games.
Person 2: somewhere between $9 and $5 million dollars.
Person 1: that doesn’t seem fair
Person 2: All is fair in tennis and beer purchasing. That’s the saying.
When one drinks after every death in Super Smash Bros.
Joe: Hey broski, wanna get drunk tonight?
Bob: Yeah, let's play some beer smash