Country Dictionary

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sphincter retardation

When your ass hole doesn't know whether it should shit or clamp up.

Bradley scared Andrew so bad that he had a case of sphincter retardation.

by Dizzy D. January 19, 2018

Ratchet Strap Retarded

The inability to use or comprehend the mechanism that is the ratchet strap

Yo, B the bike flew off the truck when we were taking it to the track last week because you are ratchet strap retarded.

by Derbygirl669 August 06, 2021

Ratchet Strap Retarded

The inability to use or comprehend the mechanism that is the ratchet strap

Yo, B the bike flew off the truck when we were taking it to the track last week because you are ratchet strap retarded.

by Derbygirl669 August 06, 2021

Ratchet Strap Retarded

The inability to utilize or comprehend the mechanism that is the ratchet strap

Yo B, the bike flew off the truck last night when we were taking it the track because you are ratchet strap retarded.

by Derbygirl669 August 06, 2021

Retard respect day

November 1st is the day you respect your very tall retarded friends and give? 'em support and confidence

Respect me short mortal for it is retard respect day

by F- it October 28, 2021

nice beatdown retard

used when a little fucking kid misses their YBA or AUT beatdown, so you use it in a sarcastic way

YBA kid: *misses beatdown*
you: nice beatdown retard

by karazan145 December 18, 2021

retard salad

a group of ill, fouled minded youth talking nonsensical

your talkin' stupid like a retard salad

by kalisz June 11, 2010