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Texas Mud Cookie

The act of soliciting an outrageously overweight Girl Scout den mother, butt fucking her in a Texas Walmart parking lot, and letting her eat a thin mint out of your ass.

Bro, let’s go hog hunting and get some Texas Mud Cookies.

by Certified Hunni March 12, 2024

Cookie Wookie

Is a sexual move made buy a man with a beard and a woman with a tanned vagina buy him planting his face on the vagina and howling like a wookie.

She says"Will you howl like a wookie on my vagina?"
He says"Do you mean a Cookie Wookie?"
She says" Sure."
He says" WHAYYYYYYYYYYYY"

by Sunnykittyshine October 27, 2019

pookie wookie cookie bears

This is a term used to a large group of friends/best friends and often used in discord chats or alliances.

Those are my pookie wookie cookie bears.

by Number1pookieuser July 07, 2024

Black-and-white cookie

Shitting and masturbating at the same time. Don’t forget your mask.

My ex-wife is disgusting and I can’t stand her. But I was horny, so I got on top of her and gave her the black-and-white cookie.

by Art Ritis January 30, 2022

Goon cookie

A soft goon gangster or a soft thug. When a girl look like she’s mean but she have a good heart

POV friend how it’s going with that girl you talking to she looks really mean I would be scared to talk to her.
POV me everything good. she a real goon cookie

by ilovecloudgod February 16, 2025