A fork of Rural Dictionary
Since the gays have their day the straight people will have theirs! Straight People Day is a day exclusively for straight people, it doesn’t matter the color of your skin it’s just a day commemorating straight people! This exclusive holiday is on October 29th. Please everyone celebrate how awesome it is to be straight!
p1: Hey, did you hear about Straight People Day October 29th?
p2: Yes! It’s going to be so fun to post about! It’s just like national Boyfriends/ Girlfriends Day but for the gender you’re supposed to be with!
p1: I know! I can’t wait to celebrate!
A person, usually queer, who ridicules, neglects, or shames a person for not being a LGBT individual.
TheQueerKiwi: hi guys, today we're going to be losing our minds over dumb straight people 🤗
TheQueerKiwi on YouTube is a Straight Shamer.
extremely straight; like a pencil
i have pencil straight hair
In torch applied flat roofing, the guy who doesn’t do anything but straight runs of rolls.
I always get stuck doing the corners and curbs while that straight run bum takes all the easy work.
Some one ate my shit sandwich
Nigger you got straight booled on
When a woman is wearing her bra, and the cups are moved to over her eyes. The straps then create a straight jacket effect. The male takes his dick and mouth fucks her.
It’s date night, want to try the Buffalo straight jacket tonight?
Eating like there is no tomorrow
im bout to straight smash on some mcdonalds