A fork of Rural Dictionary
When a girl is in a sexual position on top and has long enough breasts to continuously strike the face of the individual underneath, resembling a car wash.
Last night Jack got a black eye from a girl he smashed with car wash titties.
a group founded by two University of Alabama students, renowned for its catchprase "Encouraging bad financial decisions with like minded intellects"
"Yo Griffen, I joined Crimson Car Club last month, now my savings is completely gone!!! At least my car is dope."
A reference to "The Oprah Winfrey Show", where Oprah decided to give everyone in the audience a car.
"YOU GET A CAR, YOU GET A CAR, YOU GET A CAR!"
The kind of pussy you have to keep paying for if you want to "fill it up".
Man, I'm in a real dry spell. All I can get right now is car snatch and it's driving me fucking broke.
food that tastes like it has been dipped in gasoline, like thin mints
"UGH THESE BROWNIES TASTE LIKE CAR FOOD"