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Jake Larson

People with this name are generally contradictory. They are kindhearted yet hypocritical. They know what they want and strive towards that goal. They don't seek attention but others give it to them. They are a logical sort that don't believe in any religion or magic. Their minds hold a lot of imagination; they create things no one else dare think of. They love strongly but never forget wrongs done to them. They will always speak blunt and true, so watch out.

Jake, the God of quality creations that make everyone else jelly. When professionals have questions, they talk to Jake Larson.

by John Doesn't Sawyer December 21, 2016

Jake Adam

ones ability to be the world's utmost pest of a human.

that person is a real Jake Adam

by psy111 July 27, 2019

Jake Adams

Get blackout drunk the second your lips touch alcohol.

“Hey bro wanna go out tonight?” “Ya I’m down just gotta make sure I don’t pull a Jake Adams since my wife’s family is in town” “You”ll be fine bro just pull a Parker Jurg and blame it on the cold”

by SkibidiToilet39 November 25, 2023

John Jake Pappas

A John Jake Pappas is when an individual proceeds to distract a majority of the class by gathering them over to their working space to socialize.

Oh look at all the people at his desk, he's pulling a John Jake Pappas.

by November 12, 2021

Jake Break

A "Jake Break" is the act of saying you are ill because you are undergoing a sex change and don't want everyone to find out.

I haven't seen jake in ages is he ill ? No he is on a jake break ?! OMG how can he be a she with than beard !

by SJP1992 January 24, 2018