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pouring a mermaid into the void

Colloquialism for "this/that doesn't make any sense"

Jordan be pouring a mermaid into the void tryn'a explain modernism to his 9-year-old.

by carnefox October 09, 2020

Making mermaids

When you jerk off and bust your load into the toilet and flush it.

They call me Poseidon because I'd be making mermaids, I'm king of Atlantis!

by Daddy Genki January 19, 2021

Mermaid horsey girl

Mermaid horsey girls are under-water horsey girls. Their horses are seahorses tho.

Robert is a mermaid horsey girl!

by gangganggangalangadingdong February 27, 2019

Wine with a mermaid

It means sex.

Hey Karen, let's have wine with a mermaid.

by AgoPTP December 30, 2021

Mermaid Syndrome

A type of syndrome that requires one to always be in the vicinity of easily accessible drinking water.

Someone who drinks a lot of water.

‘Oh she’s totally suffering from mermaid syndrome.’ ‘Damn she obsessed with hydration, gotta have mermaid syndrome.’

by Genzwhsiper789 April 22, 2021

Mermaid Green

Teal Green Color

"That is a beautiful green shirt that you are wearing."... "Thank you, it's Mermaid Green".

by Spartanmermaid July 16, 2017

indiana mud mermaid

Nigger

It's a bit surprising, then, that there is such a long and rich history of Hoosier cryptids. indiana mud mermaid

by Icantthunkifauswrnamw May 18, 2023