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Trojan Unicorn

A person who is invited to be part of an established couple that is polyamorous and who is believed by the couple to be their unicorn (the mythical person who will complete a throuple), but who has ulterior motives to break up the couple and who is actually a home wrecker.

We thought we found the perfect person but she is a Trojan unicorn and stole my husband.

by Mateo_Harveez August 18, 2021

Trojan horse text

A text that lulls someone with read receipts into a false sense of security with the iMessage preview thinking they can safely assume what the rest says, but the second half of the text is the real message.

My friend takes FOREVER to reply unless I send a Trojan horse text: “I need to tell you something. Ever since the day I first met you, I have always loved how our friendship has been strictly platonic. Can you give me a ride to the airport tomorrow?”

by MinnesotaMan612 September 14, 2022

Trojan Horse Formation

In Call of Duty a Trojan Horse Formation is formed when a teammate with a riot shield covers another player creating a shield of protection from the enemy.

Doctor Disrespect- “This map has no cover. Someone set up a Trojan Horse Formation!” Riot Shielder-“10-4! Roger Doctor!”

by DaPiklizPirate June 29, 2023

Mouth Pooper Trojan

A Trojan that poops in your mouth.

Today i'm gonna install Mouth Pooper Trojan becuase it's heathy for my and my PC!

by why don't you go outside? January 14, 2021

Trojan war

When two men put on trojan condoms and have a sword fight with each other

Last night I watched Jim and Andy having a trojan war

by Longstringyhair January 24, 2022

Trojan Trojan

A condom with a hole in, or one thin enough to rupture during climax. Much like the legendary Trojan horse, the Trojan Trojan gives the receiver a false sense of security, meaning one's soldiers can make their way deep into enemy territory.

"Trojan Trojan, huh?" "Yeah because it's a Trojan horse but with Trojan condoms" "Oh yeah lmao"

by AenghusTheNonce November 19, 2020

Trojan shit

When you shit a turd that happens to be in the shape of a wooden horse.

Hey! I think he just dropped the Trojan shit!

by Bojojo109 August 20, 2011