A fork of Rural Dictionary
jive is a replacement for shit
this jive boring this jive stank that jive over there
Effortlessly Cool: Describes something or someone with an air of effortless style, flair, or charisma. It’s the kind of cool that doesn’t try too hard but still stands out.
You’ve got to meet Jordan—he’s got that jive factor that makes everyone want to hang out with him.
Special way one tends to talk to a baby or pet. Raising your vocal pitch. Sounding like a child who is talking to someone or an animal that's irresistibly cute.
Chewy Jive Time. Aww! you are such a cute kitty!
Fake, a fraud, pretendo , a make believe fake ass lying person who believes thinking he knows is the same as actually knowing.
I had to beat the hell out of a 3 dollar bill jive ass tough guy.
A more serious implementation of the word "fucked". It means you are in a more serious pickle than if you were said, "fucked" in a certain situation. Best if used with both implementations together to enforce the severity of your current pickle; "I'm so fucking jived".
Her: "I wasn't sure if the condom broke, but I missed my period." Him: "Oh shit, we're fucking jived."
Any singer who's full vocal range is one semitone short of four octaves
hey what's matt bellamy's vocal range D2-C#6 damn that guy couldn't the hit the D6? he has less range than william shatner what a fuckin' jive turkey
when a junkie is so fried they start walking in this weird way where their arms are stiff straight, hands flat, head tilted and walk in the motion of a drunken penguin. Typically when they walk past you'll hear some strange mumblings or they will try to engage in conversation with you. If the latter is to occur do make eye contact and run for your life
"Quick run ! Dazza's doing the junkie jive" .