A fork of Rural Dictionary
While laying in bed with your girlfriend, Anchor Blasting is the act of laying on her hair and farting, so she can't escape the smell.
Dude my GF is so pissed at me after I anchor blasted her
Ass-fucking a chick so hard and pulling out so fast her rectum and large intestine pops out and drag on the ground like a sea anchor.
"Yeah, she WAS tight but when I got done she was dragging the anchor."
It's when you fuck her in the ass and then pull out to piss in her face.
Doing her doggie style and then pee on her eye like a golden shower. That is a golden anchor
"Hey mom i'm gonna go lay an anchor"
"Son what does that mean"
"Its uh when u have to poop"
"Ok"
The last bit of shit that you cant squeeze out in the first toilet session, meaning you have to return to the toilet again in half an hour to squeeze the rest of the shit out
"good shit?"
"nah"
"why not"
"got a dump-anchor and it wont budge"
"try again in half an hour"
The act of inserting both balls and a penis into an ass and grabbing hold of her and falling off the bed together
Geoff fell off the bed with his significant other screaming rusty anchor away!!