A fork of Rural Dictionary
When a man urinates on an Asian woman in the shower ...
(Preferably a Malaysian woman)
I gave that Vietnamese bitch the Darren D last night !!!
Darren went to kick an innocent pine bush and slipped on his ass like a little bitch. He landed on a pine tree and possibly dislocated his shoulder. There is conspiracy theories about the timeline since the pine tree that dislocated his shoulder was 20 ft away, further than logical for something that would dislocated his shoulder after trying to kick a bush less than 1 foot from the ground.
At Michaels wedding the Darren bush files occurred.
A handsome guy, almost every girl like him, very polite guy and wonderful, has a big penis, And love animal mostly cat, really good at making friends, Darren will love car and motorcycles and like to hangout with friends
This sex position consists of being in love with the person you're having sex with, but they are not in love with you.
Example: "I love you so much baby, can we do THE DARREN HAIG tonight?"
Extremely beautiful, sexy girl who attracts everyone. Beautiful both inside and out, anyone is lucky to have her.
Person: Yo who's that sexy chick?
Person: That's Darrene, she's mine!
Can you hear them?
The trains
They call to you
Listen to them
Join them
Become
Become one with the trains
Join The Ascension
Our one true god: Pen-y-Darren
Fatasss motherfucker who sucks at literally everything they do.
Hmm you suck at video games, must be a Darren Huang tbh