Country Dictionary

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Ding-sling

An event or device that causes one to have a euphoric and momentous experience.

Our spa appointment at the Broadmoor resort was a real ding-sling.

by GJ2 July 03, 2021

Ding-sling

An event or device that causes one to have a euphoric and momentous experience.

Our spa appointment at the Broadmoor resort was a real ding-sling.

by GJ2 July 03, 2021

dingaling slinged

A term in which a man slaps himself with his own dick usually when doing a helicopter or if a woman grabs it and slaps his inner thigh

"Honey you've just been dingaling slinged"

by Slingingmudd October 03, 2019

Boom Slinging

The act of Brutally Luthering someone with playing cards making them explode if the touch "the water"

I'm boom Slinging my sibling because the broke my ipad

by RoseRed669 January 22, 2023

sling hoe

A girl or women who gets passed around or jumps to from guy to guy

Bitch you a sling hoe mess with them niggas

by Theonlytruething July 05, 2017

sling-snuggle

Refers to the past-heavenly act of gently swooping a petite cutie up in one arm, cradling her knees under your other arm, holding her close to your chest, and then smilingly gazing into her placidly-happy face while cooing contentedly to her.

Huge marshmallow-hearted guy: I love giving sweet-faced damsels a sling-snuggle shortly after I meet them --- usually it makes the gal just totally "melt in my arms" and "go dreamily submissive" on me, and then she'll let me savor her soft warm palms on my cheeks, massage her pretty feet, joyfully knead her juicy pliable bicepses and calves, smoothe her cheeks and forehead, and perform any other pleasant "canoodley" activity with her.

by QuacksO July 07, 2018

Slinging a mucky

Male masturbation

"Why we're you late for work Gerald?"
"I'm sorry Boss. Lorraine Kelly was on TV when I woke up and I couldn't help myself from slinging a mucky"
"Fair enough Gerald, we've all been there"

by SphincterElCapitain August 01, 2017