A fork of Rural Dictionary
(Pronounced with one syllable). Jagged is a verb meaning to mess something up. Mainly used in basketball for missing a shot, but can be used various ways.
1.) After missing three shots in a row on the basketball court, John missed another shot. John's friend Allen on the sideline starts laughing and says, "Damn bruh you jagged again?!"
2.) Becky was going for John and John was too drunk to pick up on her obvious cues to take her home. Allen says to John the next day, "Please tell me Becky threw you the neck bruh?!" John shakes his head no and states that he was too lit and passed out. Allen says, " Damn bruh you jaggin' on and off the court. What's goin on bruh?"
A jag is someone who is uptight or inflexible. Overly concerned with rules and order, or is unable or unwilling to relax. To be Hibbity means to send unsteady or contradicting signals.
Bro: Man, Stacie said I should text her, then didn't respond because she didn't want to seem too eager.
Broseph: Sounds like you have a Hibbity Jag on your hands.
An awesome English teacher who has the wildest sense of humor, with fantastic style.
My jag bag teacher is the best
A citizen who does good things for his community.
President Obama gave the Honorable Citizen's Award to a jag-bag named Henry Wadsworth. Congratulations, Henry!
A man of Mexican descent with a very low immune system and is commonly untrustworthy.
Mate 1: where’s Jeremy ?
Mate 2: That weak bitch is sick again!
Mate 1: what a schrader jag !
1. To continue to live one's life as an adventurer and a risk-taker. To remain jagged.
2. A modern alternative to the phrase hang-loose.
Dudebrah 1: Alright, I'm gonna scoot. Stay jagged, man.
Dudebrah 2: Will do, Dan.
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Jared: I'll keep around my hiker chick as long as she stays jagged.