A fork of Rural Dictionary
The man who planned 9/11 and is now a Facebook celebrity.
Guy 1 - " Hey dude I gotta go update my Facebook status. Osama Bin Laden's dead did you hear ?"
Guy 2 - " No... I didn't hear that's only what the past 911 posts were about. Old news."
Osama bin Laden
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Usama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Ladin (Arabic: أسامة بن محمد بن عوض بن لادن , usāmah bin muḥammad bin ‘awaḍ bin lādin), often anglicized as Osama bin Laden (/oʊˈsɑ mə bɪn ˈlɑ dən/; March 10, 1957 – May 2, 2011),7 was a founder of the pan-Islamic militant organization, al-Qaeda. He was a Saudi Arabian until 1994 (stateless thereafter), a member of the wealthy bin Laden family, and an ethnic Yemeni Kindite
"Who killed Osama bin Laden."
"Barrack Obama did.."
A nickname for Colorado representative Lauren Boebert for her bookshelf full of guns when interviewed in a similar manner to Osama Bin Laden's (He was more educated than Osama Bin Lauren because he has so many books and has only one AKS-74U)
Osama Bin Lauren previously worked at Shooter's grill in Rifle Colorado, was elected in Congress and she's an insurrectionist sympathiser
An osama with ringholes for eyes
Your'e such an osama bin ringhole
Phrase commemorating the "removal" of terrorist leader of Al-Qaida Osama Bin Laden, by US forces on May 1st, 2011.
New Yorker: Justice's a bitch
New Englander: WICKED. Osama's dead
New Jersey Dude: **** yea. I would not be caught dead fistpumping!
Southerner: yeaaa niggas dead
SoCal Resident: yeaaa son. Osama Bin Laden is dead.
Christians worldwide: Thanks be to God!
Real Muslims worlwide: Allahu Akbar!
Extremist Muslims who favor terrorism: Shit...
Bush: I was right.
1. A phrase used to diss Osama bin laden cuz he's a fag0r n00b who will die and be killed by otha n00bz, n00bz who are so n00bish they don't even take a shit when playing a n00b game.
1. Yo your gay ass missile missed the U.S., so, yo mama osama!
Two shots and a splash of water.
Guy: I feel gooooood ... I think I'll have a mixed drink this evening.
Bartender: What would you like?
Guy: I dunno ... something new and interesting ...
Bartender: How about an Osama Bin Laden Cocktail?
Guy: What's that?
Bartender: Two shots and a splash of water.
Guy: That's good! Yeah, great .... I'll have an Osama Bin Laden.