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putin

Splatters of fecal matter on the inside walls of a toilet bowl.

Wow, someone left a lot of putin in the third stall from the left.

by McScoundrel March 01, 2022

Putin

When fecal matter and gas escapes a gam mans anus as his partner removes his phallus.

Mark tried his best not to putin as Greg pulled his phallus out of Marks anus. Mark was unsuccessful and putinned all over Gergs testicles.

by WhackyWeed March 05, 2022

putin

a motherfucking bitch that wants to gain power and lies to his own soldiers

putin: you will be in training across the Ukraine border
also putin: and by training i mean war

by RedDef March 05, 2022

Putin

A dumbass piece of shit, who is nuking Ukraine for no reason

"Putin is a fucking bitch."
"I agree"

by i am me 22167895789560 April 08, 2022

Putin

An extremely hot ,violent and almost savage bowel movement that results in short term discomfort , but ultimately memories that will last a life time.

Ouch, I just dropped a Putin, damn that curry was hot!!

by starefactor March 01, 2022

Putin

An absolute and utter dick

John: "You want to go out for whiskey and cigars with me an Mark?"
Frank: "Nah, he's a Putin, let's take Jack instead"

by Stand with Ukraine! February 25, 2022

Putin

The guy who rides on sharks

Oh damn its our lord putin

by Anamontronickiller October 30, 2020