A fork of Rural Dictionary
A GUY WHO NORMAL LIKES PORN AND SUCKS DICK BUT IS NOT GAY
NEIL THE FAGGOT IS SUCKING DICK
When you throw a game of football in the 2nd half, despite being the 2nd highest paid person in your state
Man, I thought we were really going to win that Pitt game, but WVU Neil Brown’d as normal
Eureka, or eureka moment; an epiphany; when something occurs to you -- e.g., the name of a song or artist -- suddenly on the spur of the moment, esp. when you're driving.
Named after crooner Neil Sedaka.
Neil Sedaka! That's who sings that damn song.
I had a Neil Sedaka moment this afternoon.
when you save up your nut for a long time and then you shoot it so high it nearly breaks through the ceiling and lands on the moon (like Neil Armstrong).
shit bro i haven't nutted in a while. had a neil a last night. shit went stupid fuckin high dawg.
An Infectious agent that may cause an acute diarrheal illness caused by infection of the intestine with Neil cholerae bacteria.
The first ever recorded victim of this type of Infectious agent is Neil Ballaba, in which he ingested fecal matter which then caused a fecal-oral transmission which led to the spread of Neil Cholerae.
"Neil cholerae causes seasonal outbreaks of cholera of epidemic proportions in developing countries with high mortality rates."
A person that enjoys snitching on his neighbours for no personal gain or vandetta.
He's known as Eagle Eye Neil and can spot a violation as small as a fly's dick from 100 yards. His unquenchable thirst for telling on people that don't have a permit began somewhat mysterious. The legend is Momma Neil is an 8000 year old witch that got pregnant sucking Satans dick for a building permit. The pregnancy is said to have lasted 13 years before Neil was birthed from his mother's anus.
He is a guy. He really hates people stepping on his shoes and can do five hundred rubiks cubes at the same time. He is also hated by grandmas because he makes deez nuts jokes. Has beef Noah. He also eats way too many bananas and is in danger of minions. Is smart, I guess. (this is for non-ginger neils specifically). Someone who likes basketball and soccer. He's funny too I guess. BUT he's a slytherin and made me believe he is a scorpio.