A fork of Rural Dictionary
The mascot of Egglepple/Starbureiy company. The cutest little SOB you ever saw, and giving that Taco Bell dog a run for its money!
I got the chance to hug Joey Koala in person. Wait, I think it was a person in a costume because he had ten fingers and he spoke to me when I stepped on his toe.
When your gf has long ass fingernails and scratches up your cock just before sucking you off
"Wtf my girlfriend gave me a sexy koala. Now I have to go see the doctor."
Catching chlamydia from a prostitute.
Man, I paid for a girl last night and ended up with a koala casserole.