A fork of Rural Dictionary
1) a kid who is always selling 2) sweatiest Minecraft sweat ever 3) he's a sweat 4) bro def needs a haircut fr fr
"MOSES YOU'RE SELLING!!!" "oh my god of course moses would know about this random Minecraft fact" "YOURE SUCH A SWEAT MOSES" "MOSES YOU SOLD" "MOOOOOOOOSSSEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
The fat long dick nigga who is funny and married Mariah Carey
A fucking handsome beast a short mother fucker who is usually arab, dont get me started hes awesome. good in bed. He is a guy you want to be friends, they usually are pretty skinny and strong or not they play soccer and or basketball. Moses has a personailty. Be friends with a moses
Emma: did you see that guy Me: Yeah thats moses pulls girls and boys in a minute
a ginger motherfucker who doesn't know what consent is or what empathy is or how to be a descent human being but claims he's a good christan. he also doesn't know how to make out and/or give hickeys. watch out for moses and/all gingers they all suck and are a leprechaun and like lucky charms.
oh look there's moses coming for your pot of gold while you are asleep, but make sure he doesn't get bored