A fork of Rural Dictionary
The classic dumbass college freshman. Loves to get blackout and vomit his alcoholic beverages wherever he goes. Usually fucks 6s or 7s. Sometimes referred to as: “retard”, or “Fucker with autism”.
Goddamnit it’s that retard Chris Noyes. He fucking sucks.
the best boyfriend ever! truly a great guy- just the bee’s knees
A man with a man bun and brown hair and loves his son Owen
Crimbo Chris is not amazing
Chris Brookes is a current DDT Ironman Heavymetalweight Champion and DDT Universal Champion. Chris Brookes is so damn underrated and deserves much more recognition.
Chris Brookes is amazing
A big dick he can make you feel like your going to die every waking moment if you meet one that’s because he’s a spy for the devil cause how could somone with that name be normal if he was born on Christmas then you should run some say that Shane Dawson should do a documentary on them!
Chris Olsen is a dick
Townsend sounds like a upper class second name where the family sit in their house in Buckinghamshire and watch the golf whilst eating slightly salted crisps from Waitrose. However Chris Townsend is beyond all and is a sussy baka who has water so old on his shelf that it was probably on the table during ‘The Last Supper’. Although Chris Townsend is an excellent entrarnpeur and created Bussin Foods and SafeSpace which he presented in rather controversial ways, resulting in being the most hated man in the room. However many girls still wanted his cock. Shame those girls wanted every other lads cock too… overall Chris is an epic man and people around him respect him greatly, especially certain women ofc.
Chris Townsend, can we be a cute minecraft couple?