A fork of Rural Dictionary
A bad fake or a knock off. Not as good as the original Slim Jim. Cheap and fake substitution.
“Man he really acts like a good guy, but we all know he is a Slim-Bob.”
“Agreed. He is just putting on an act, but I guess whatever floats their boat. L”
bob duncan. the loml. fuck amy. ily bob
im married to bob duncan
a big tall skinny retard that elise shyann and destiny definitely don’t know, like who even is that
man look it’s presty bob. wait we don’t know him nvm
October 17th we celebrate national bobs and vegena day
Omg i’m so excited for national bobs and vagena day!!!
When fishing a jelly baby out of your friend/partners arsehole with your tongue
Last night me and Stacy did jelly-bobbing and I got a lime jelly baby
People who invest everything in idiots despite it never being reciprocated. These mfs would probably try to see the good side in hitler .
Anna: he’s really not a bad guy, deep down he’s a artist but he just had a rough childhood
Heidi: bitch he’s literally hitler
Anna : but I can fix him!
Heidi: bitch your pussy don’t do voodoo, you got bob the builder complex!
a very weird uncle that is very sexual towards you and always trys to be alone with you and talk to you. He's most likely a child molester and he always touches your arm, waist, legs, or hips
Uncle: Hey, Jordan....
Jordan: *mind* OMG HE"S SUCH AN UNCLE BOB