A fork of Rural Dictionary
This term when used over email, is a substitue for such words as sex,boned, and penetrated. More often than not, invest is used in place of these words to keep The Man from getting wise about conversations that are not clean enough to make it through corporate email filters.
Jim: This chick wanted to invest the hell out of me me she had large assets, but her portfolio smelled like rotten salmon. Dave: I hate it when a girl's commodities are rotten.
(v.) just one step away from "incest" on a pc keyboard. Not to be confused.
Family ties within corporations can seriously affect opportunities to invest.
1. The act of purchasing investments.
Microsoft did some major "investmenting" in 2009, to the tune of over $30 billion.
Invested: Provide someone/thing with a particular quality.
He was so invested when he screamed about the spider
To fill a building or premises with paying patreons for the purpose of a paranormal investigation.
We were impressed with last night's investation at our paranormal investigation.
inej ghafa: you came back for me kaz brekker: i protect my investments