A fork of Rural Dictionary
A situation that irritates a woman beyond belief.
Michelle: It really chaps my tits when there is a line at Starbucks.
A loose term to explain someone's feeling of being emotionally hurt, mad or upset.
Similar to chapped ass, but a lot funnier and should be used light heartedly.
That guy that just cut me off in traffic really chaps my tits.
The act of applying chapstick to your asshole in preparation for a spicy shit, in an effort to reduce the burning sensation that often accompanies dumps containing spicy food.
I spent some time chapping, before sitting down to excavate the Firey Doritos Los Taco with added jalapeños from my bowels.
When you're chatting with an individual or a group while simultaneously fapping
It's a simple combination of the word chatting and fapping, making it a no-brainer.
David: Hey everyone. Kinda chapping over here
Lisa: Go wank somewhere else
When a female is “butt hurt” but then she takes it out on everyone.
Why are you so puss chapped with me about not getting invited? It wasn’t my party.
When something bad occurs and you don’t know how to respond you saw rip in the chap
Of shoot I forgot my shoes what a rip in the chap