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confused dick

when a males dick doesn't know which shade it wants to be.

Chris' dick is brown and pink, the shaft brown and the head pink. He has a confused dick.

by LNSQueen1790 December 02, 2009

Hoppel snatch confusion

This is when you go down on a gal but pop right back up and say "I just cant". When asked whats wrong just play it off as your tired or not feeling good. Then go watch tv or sone other relaxing activity. Most likely the female will think its her snatch and be all frantic.

Man did you watch the Kings game last night?
Yeah i caught it from the second period. Fuckin had to put a Hoppel snatch confusion on Amy again.

by THE JERALDS LOVE HANK January 15, 2023

Confuse a Nic Phase

When you and your bsf act angry at eachother so your friend, Nic is confused, this Phase ends when you feel like it

A:hey, ready for the Confuse a Nic Phase?
B:yeah, let's go

by Sandwich lover 474736 May 12, 2024

Confused Zak

The art of not having a fucking clue where your father is.

the poor child was really a confused Zak

by confused.cum December 22, 2024

I'm confused

please fuck off or leave me alone. I'm confused why you're talking to me

"Hey what are we?" I'm confused ... (please fuck off_)

by boozguy123 August 13, 2022

blazed and confused

The phenomenon when you are so high you forget your train of thought or if someone asks / tells you something and you don't understand.

Person 1: Oh did you join the book club?

Person2: Book what?
Person1: The book club!
Person2: my bad I'm very blazed and confused right now.

by Amber Omnivore January 22, 2021

( don’t be confused) I don’t like Zahirah Macwilson Mirza?

( don’t be confused) I don’t like Zahirah Macwilson Mirza?

( don’t be confused) I don’t like Zahirah Macwilson Mirza?

by sdinaz October 24, 2023