A fork of Rural Dictionary
Something that is completely nonsensical. Used in the Tally Hall song "Good Day".
"Everyone loves a potato monkey!" -Television voice #1
Someone who doesn't understand what heart hands are who doesn't want to get in trouble for saying the word Slut. Another way of saying "I love you"
"I love you, you potato slooot!" "What a potato slooot!" "Potato slooot!"
"hey jye was jerking off to a potato earlier," said brad. "yeah, he is a potato wanker"
some one that is lazy fat and eats a lot of food they probably have no friends
bob spend all day in bed is is soo lazy and a blob potato
it is some one that is lazy maybe kinda fat and loves food
man bob was in bed all day he is such a blob potato
A fat yet fit figure that defiantly does not belong in this world. Usually green colored human like thing with string bean ears. Loves a selfie or 2. Always hangs with the boys.
Person 1: hey this guy just started working for us, he takes selfies, looks like shrek and has weird pointy ears Person 2: nah get fucked that’s “ swamp potato “
The act of sitting on the couch and being in such a state that even theories regarding cosmology and engaging pastimes, such as fencing, lose their appeal in lieu of induced TV coma, abnormal snacking and fantastically long power naps.
Justin rather enjoys his couch potato-ness, but only on the weekends.