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lotion night

when a male's parents leave for multiple hours and the male decides that he wants to jack off. He thus finds lotion to use which in turn makes his session last longer and feel better. it usually takes a night because the first go around was so great he decides to go a second or third time.

what did you do last saturday night it was not saturday night it was lotion night oh...what movie did they see

by lotion night every night February 05, 2012

Creature of the night

A creature of the night is a person that is REALLY ugly, I mean HIDEOUS. When you come across them, whether it be online or in person, you will have an intense reaction displaying your disgust that is uncontrollable, like a reflex. Creatures of the night are easily identifiable because they’re often very lonely, and desperate to get their hands on another human being for love and affection. Please avoid them at all cost for your own well-being.

Bro, Brooklyn is a fucking creature of the night, if you wanna smash use a paper bag.

by Frivoloustic October 26, 2019

Charva night

Friday night where the real charvas get together and go wild, people may try to copy into the saturday but they will never be real charvas like us.

it’s charva night mush

by therealcharvas June 12, 2022

Apocal Night

Monthly tradition in which all Smiters must pull off an all nighter on the 25th of said month.

Ymir: “Yo boys hop on its Apocal Night” Ra: “Shit bro let’s run up some conquest

by Kratos Main February 24, 2023

invite for a night

to summon sb. for the nightfall in order to commit the act of coitus

I just got an invite for a night from...

by RickiSpanish June 11, 2018

One Night Warrior

A person of whom tends to go out one night per weekend and attacks people for not going out. Tends to end up at Hotel Bondi until 4am with his dick in his hands.

That Josh Brown is such a One Night Warrior.

by sussybakaa29 March 12, 2022

Night Magic

A term used to describe what happens when the sun goes down and real-world problems no longer seem to matter.

I'm not sure if it was the alcohol or the night magic, but I definitely want to see him again.

by DiscoDelight May 24, 2011