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Israeling

The repeated telling of a lie.

One = lie
2+ = lies.

Repeated lies = Israeling

He won't admit it; he just keeps Israeling.

by Pseoudocreem January 06, 2024

Israeling

Making up false evidence to back their claims.

they said that? oh they israeling

by plooooooper January 27, 2024

Israeling

Casting aspersions on Israel based on limited knowledge gained by drawing incorrect assumptions from unverified social media posts, biased news organizations, opinions from a friend of a friend who says they know a lot about the Palestinian struggle but fails to mention Hamas is a ruling active government being run by terrorists, and not realizing (or realizing) they are perpetuating anti-Semitic tropes used by Neo-Nazis, white supremacists and good ol’ fashion racists.

Johnny was Israeling about the Hamas Israel war with his friends and feeling smug since he was thousands of miles away from the conflict and didn’t have to deal with his family/friends being murdered by terrorists in their homes

by Itbtrue January 23, 2024

Israeling

Here is how I would define that sentence in a dictionary style:

appropriation (uh-PRO-pree-AY-shun)
noun
Noun

The act of stealing possession or authorship of something and representing it as having always been one's own.

James *said something funny*
Tem: lol I’m Israeling this joke!

by Bagofbeaf November 12, 2023

I support Israel

When a person says that, straight up just get the fuck away from them. They are about to drop the most brain rotting, nonsensical shit ever and think that they actually have a point. It’s best if you just don’t argue with them

Israel supporter: I support Israel

Person: Oh, I support Palestine
Israel Supporter: But khamas! Children are khamas so we kill them! Everybody is khamas so we have to kill everyone!

by sheepbeepeatneat November 27, 2023

Israel cube

A tough lil guy that looks cute when happy, but if you mess with him, he has the ability to kill you while washing his kippa.

"Hey, I see an Israel cube over there!"
"I dare you to pet it."

by US-IL February 17, 2025

2023 Israel–Hamas war

The 2023 Israel–Hamas war or Gaza war if you're a nerd is the war where your side is good and the other side is an evil virus of Satan led by Hitler. Those warcrimes your side committed? Didn't happen. Your side did nothing wrong. It's those "other" people that kill civilians. Remember, all conflicts are entirely black and white and there's only two sides those two sides being good and evil. You have the most dibs over Palestine. Their religion is sillier. The very political party you once blindly followed has turned away from you as it marches in the streets with the flag of your hated enemy as the political horseshoe of extremism goes full circle. 30,000 dead in 4.5 months. Healthcare collapse, famine, complete unwillingness to negotiate by either side. It's not going to end. At least we can all agree on one thing, it was all the god damn British.

"I support (insert faction here) in the 2023 Israel–Hamas war"

by I didn't think too hard February 20, 2024