A fork of Rural Dictionary
The country every Austrian is associated with. (sometimes this missunderstanding is caused because the austrian doesn't speak very good english)
Person: Dude, where are you from Austrian: I'm from austria Person: WOW, Australia. How are those kangaroos. Are they funny Austrian: Hearst oida, i bin from Austria net from Australia, du tschoperl
A place where people think we ride kangaroos everywhere **no**
"I heard that Australians go to schools on kangaroos and fight wild animals to do so!" "Bish, we go to school like every normal person"
A country that does not exist. Everyone who says they are from Australia is an actor paid by the government to make us think the flat earth is not round.
Don’t forget to pay the Actors. We don’t want people to know the Australia is fake.
The country where everyone is either on fire, having sex or being killed by a deadly animal. as you tell by that, australia is the best country in the world
"bro its like 40 degrees i'm literally burning" "are you kidding i dont have an aircon it's like 48 for me!" "suck it up guys thats australia for ya"
A place that doesn’t exist
Hey you know about ghosts? Yeah they are like Australia, they don’t exist.
Satans playground
“Hey have you been to Australia” “Oh you mean Satan’s playground?”