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kangaroos

Shoes from the seventies that have zippered pockets on the sides. Used to hold change, money, and/or condoms.

"do you need a condom? cause ive got some in my shoes!"

by Sam April 04, 2004

kangaroos

My cool shoes.

I'll stick my kangaroos in yo' ass if yer not careful.

by Rumpus February 18, 2004

kangaroos

The greatest counter-strike team ever. #kangaroos represent!

Man Kangaroos sure handed it to 3D last weekend.

by A fan of #kangaroos April 25, 2005

kangaroo

What we Australians use or ride to get from A to B.

My kangaroo was so slow on the way to school today, it felt like i was riding a koala.

by Scott Graham June 05, 2005

Kangarooing

Kangarooing is using overly academic language to try and explain or discuss concepts to someone who may or may not have a background in academia. Kangarooing happens often in activist circles where middle class college educated people will speak in overly academic language, assuming that the rest of the group is also college educated and can understand them. Kangarooing is also used to obfuscate or obscure the point in an attempt to trick the victim into agreeing with something they may not understand, so that they don't seem stupid. The term is a reference to an episode of the sitcom "Friends" wherein Joey wrote a letter using the thesaurus section on Microsoft Word for every single word and signed the letter as "Baby Kangaroo Tribbiani".

Judith: "That the power regimes of heterosexism and phallogocentrism seek to augment themselves through a constant repetition of their logic, their metaphysic, and their naturalized ontologies does not imply that repetition itself ought to be stopped—as if it could be." Megan: "Stop kangarooing and explain in standard English please"

by Fiver5 March 19, 2017

kangaroo

A giant rabbit that can kick your ass

Guy: "my favorite animal is a kangaroo; it's basically a giant rabbit that can KICK YOUR ASS!"

by kn8 2.0 May 19, 2009

kangarooed

To get drunk, high, and buzzed all at once

hey wanna get kangarooed with me and linsey tomorrow

by _giggles_247 November 28, 2018