A fork of Rural Dictionary
ronald doesn’t share his lollipops. he plays roblox and doesn’t want to play roblox with thais. he is very ronaldy and watches one piece. he loves to poop on peoples lawns. especially thais’.
Thais:who is that shitting on my lawn ?
Random stranger : It’s ronald again
A Ronald...
Ronald is a person who comes into your life and makes everything better. He will always prioritise you and put you first. He will make sure you're okay first then will think about himself. A Ronald is a handsome man with brown eyes in which you literally get lost. He is adorable and the best person to be with. He always looks at things from a different perspective. He has the cutest smile and he brings warmth in ones heart. He is a very calm person and trust me he will be the chillest person if things went upside down. If a Ronald is in your life, trust me you are set for life. A Ronald is not easy to be found.
-loverboy's girl
Having a Ronald is all I want in my life.
Being loved by a Ronald is just wholesome.
Oh MY God , he does the perfect impression of baymax. He must be a Ronald.
That guy looks go cute and hot, He must be a Ronald.
Ronald is a boy/man who will have you turn your head to look at him without even speaking. You already know of his presence. He is protective and definite boyfriend material. He's always ready for whenever you need him. He's not afraid to express who he really is and he doesn't really care what others think of him. He's cocky and nice but he defends you when you truly need it. Never use a Ronald otherwise you'd damage his ego.
Girl 1: Shhh, Ronald's coming. I know it.
*Crowd quiets down*
Girl 2: How'd you know?
Girl 1: You just know...
The furriest of furries. When a Ronald sees a furry he IMPLODES with delight. His fursona is usually a homosexual man deer. He is super edgy and get off to the mere thought of my chemical romance or panic at the disco. His wardrobe consists of Walmart graphic mens tees and flannels and his shoelaces are always purple. Because hes gay. Despite being a RAGING homosexual he finds himself attracted to one girl- shes also a furry and probably doesn't like him. Fucking furries lmao, amirite? The best people in his life are Dr.Diaz, ISABELLE, ISABELLE, ISABELLE, Isabella, and Gabe the GayLord TM.
Person: Oh fuck is that Ronald?
Person 2: Shit it is.. Run.
Ronald: Hewwo B-Baka! //Blushies and hides face// Sowwy to bowther u...teehee OwO.