Country Dictionary

A game where a wheel is spun with two options: slings, and spoons. If the wheel lands on slings then ur testicles will be surgically removed and then slung onto ur face. If it lands in your mouth you must eat it, if it hits your eye your eye is replaced with your testicle. If the wheel lands on spoon then ur testicles are violently carved out with just a regular spoon and then force fed to you.

Michael: I participated in slings and spoons last night.
Everyone: you sick fuck.

that one friend who always pulls up with some typa weed

“yo the homie hash slinging slasher gon pull up”
“we boutta get baked asf tonight bro”

1. Scary as* mofo who originated from spongebob squarepants. 2. when your 'hashbrowns" get punched or slapped. 3. your fat english teacher. you know the one who wears nike air monarchs.

Is that the hash slinging slasher?

What a woman does to get whatever she so desires.

Peter: "Did you hear she got a promotion AND a raise?"

Colby: "That ugly bitch has been in the bosses office slinging the puss!"

Vagine Sling is the female version of a “cock flight” or a testosterone battle. It occurs when two women get all agro with each other for no apparent reason as they try and one up each other about current affairs, chick shit and other basic conversation items occur. A vagine sling can get particularly aggressive when alcohol is introduced.

I can’t stand it when Heather and Kim come over it always turns into a vagine sling.

A 6’ to 12’ foot piece of rope used to tie off objects

Joe use that Rope Sling to tie off that Arm. (Linework term)

The act of smashing your dick on a broken lawn chair

I was so bored last night me and my dad sling sloged