A fork of Rural Dictionary
when your such a scrub you are beyond that point.
bro why are you acting like a dagum scruberton.
a form of attacking someone with any form of a sack.
bro this potato bag is getting heavy so if you don't take it your gonna get a sack attack.
1. Scary as* mofo who originated from spongebob squarepants. 2. when your 'hashbrowns" get punched or slapped. 3. your fat english teacher. you know the one who wears nike air monarchs.
Is that the hash slinging slasher?
A Cap'n Craig is when someone takes a blarp on your pair of cowboy boots.
Hey man looks like Brady cap'n craiged you.
the sounds someone makes while running away from a school shooter.