A fork of Rural Dictionary
A very hot and sexy man who pulls hella bitches
Girl: omg Ben Shewmaker is so hot and sexy
A boy who has a lot of knowledge about the underage girls and boys and loves to go to bed at 7pm so he can get up sharply for 5am, he still watches wwe at the age of 15 in 2021 and just loves a good Tammy Abraham
Ben Parker is a teacher is a Science teacher at John Warner. I dont have him, but my friend does, who I feel truly sorry for. Apparently his hands are so hairy, he had to shave them. He barely exceeds 5ft, and is classified as a rodent
“Ben Parker hates school like Hitler hated the Jews”
the best guy in the universe. he is so sweet and utter perfection in every way. he deserves his own galaxy.
A guy who thinks he is so amazing and thinks he’s gonna give blumpkins for life. He is also a total swagfag.
Kyle:Man you suck!
Mikey: Well your a Ben Müeller!
A guy who lifts and goes to Jersey Mikes religiously. Can’t talk to women but is Socrates when it comes to talking about women. The celery bandit is his biggest op
Ben glovin is a pussy