A fork of Rural Dictionary
National Toe-Tip day. You gotta just walk on your toe tips all day. No excuses. No weaknesses.
January 25 Dan ~ *looking elsewhere* Barry ~"Oh hi Dan" Dan~*physically gasps, staring at Barry's bloodied toes*"Oh jeez, Barry, what's uh...what's going on with your.. feet man..?" Barry ~ "DAN YOU SILLY GOOSE. You know it's national Toe-Tip day."
"Omg, did u know that January 25 is the official emo day
people born on this day will give you the slickittiest wittliest gumbosmackerest wettest guadalupe approved guacamole 3000 of your life.
**Title: "Gus and the Guacamole 3000"** *(Interior: A vibrant, quirky kitchen filled with colorful utensils and a large, rustic wooden table. A calendar on the wall is marked January 25th, decorated with festive balloons.)* **Gus** *(mid-30s, wearing a quirky apron, humming to himself)*: Ah, the perfect day to create my masterpiece! **Narrator**: Gus, born on a chilly January 25, has a talent for transforming the mundane into the extraordinary, especially in the kitchen. **Scene 2: The Creation** *(Gus begins slicing avocados with precision, his movements like a well-rehearsed dance. He adds ingredients: onions, tomatoes, a secret blend of spices.)* **Gus**: (excitedly) And now, for the pièce de résistance, the Slickitties Wittliest GumboSmackerest essence! *(He uncorks a small, mysterious bottle, releasing a cloud of glittering steam.)* *(A friend, Alex, enters the kitchen, drawn by the enchanting aroma.)* **Alex**: (amazed) Gus, what is this magical scent? **Gus**: (with a wink) Behold, the Guacamole 3000! Guadalupe approved, my friend. *(Alex dips a chip into the guacamole, hesitantly at first, then takes a bite. Their eyes widen in delight.)* **Alex**: (ecstatic) Gus, this is... this is the slickest, wittiest, gumbo-smackingest, wettest guacamole of my life! **Gus**: (bows) My culinary mission is complete. **THE END.**
A person that was born on January 25th is simply the best person you'll ever meet And he will jerk off Dominik
1:I think his birthday is on January 25th 2: if it is let's have kids with him
National “Give Your Boy Bsf A Hoodie Day”
Person 1: Hey here’s a hoodie Person 2: Thanks, but why did you give me this? Person 1: It’s january 25!
national girls confess their feelings day
Girls ask him out!!! It’s January 25
Boy 1:it’s January 25th this is your chance Boy 2:ok here foes nothing