A fork of Rural Dictionary
A dumb beautiful bitch was born that day
Ohhhh it's may 2nd .. Happy birthday dumb hoe
The beginning of a new generation of urban dictionary holidays. Today we celebrate all urban dictionary holidays at once and make a new one for tomorrow
Today is november 2nd
Time to celebrate...
The grade when everyone learns the f-word.
John: "Do you want to hear the WORST word in the world?"
James: "It's crap"
John: "No, the f-word."
James: "You mean *whispers* frick?"
John: "No... I mean... fuck"
James: *eyes widen at the thought of all the colorful sentences he could create"
John: "Shh, Mrs. Sundin will hear us, my dad says 2nd Graders shouldn't know it"
*Mrs. Sundin places a cold hand on each of their shoulders*
National Chandler wins a challenge day
Friend 1: Hey. It’s July 2nd
Friend 2: Yay. The day that Chandler finally won a challenge
November 2nd is a day to slut it up! Make it hard for guys to last during no nut November. Bring out the inner hoe that we all have inside. Show what your mamma gave ya! Flaunt that ass and show off them titties. But whatever you do, be a safe slut! LOTS OF LOVE TO MY LIL HOES!!
Boy #1: Damn did you see Caitlin today? She's really sluttin' it up for November 2nd
Boy #2: I know right!! She and Margaret really got it going on.
Boy #1: Facts, they/re gonna make it hard to complete No Nut November successfully!