A fork of Rural Dictionary
Hey, guess what? My school doesn't even have school scheduled on December 2nd. So I don't even have to think about skipping school. I don't even have school
tiktok thot: hey! it's December 2nd, and you're supposed to skip school!
me: I don't even have school on that day. It's still Thanksgiving break on that day
Your milk is spoiled no matter what so pour it down the drain. Let's see who gets in trouble🤣
December 2nd:
*pours milk down drain
Me: Mom, we jus ran out of milk
Mom: Whatchu talm 'bout?! I bought a full gallon yesterday!
Me: It's December 2nd
Mom: The expiration date said the 20th!
Me: But it's December 2nd so I poured it down the drain
Mom: Well it's 5:00 so I'm coming home to beat your ass
Skip school day is declaird December 2nd
Friend: December 2nd today time to go to school...
FRIEND:OH WAIT IT IS DECEMBER 2ND TODAY!
National Juice WRLD day on this day you wear white shirt and black pants
Hey December 2nd is national Juice WRLD day!!
Give your little cousin 50 dollars because it’s the second day of christmas.
Younger Cousin: Hey Cuz, send me 50 dollars
You: Why??
Younger Cousin: Because it’s December 2nd
If someone gives you a hoodie on December 2nd, they love you forever.
Girl:what's this?
Boy: I love you, so here's my hoodie. Mary December 2nd