A fork of Rural Dictionary
The 3 hour rule says that while in Boston if you have no plans you have absolutely no idea where you'll end up in 3 hours from the point where you no longer had any plans.
It's 10PM and I have no plans... I'll just wait for the 3 hour rule to kick in.
if a person sleeps over doesnt give it up. 3 nights. then there out.
person 1-how did last night go
person 2-i dunno bout this girl from the river
person 1-whats up
person 2-two nights in a row she has slept here and we havent fucked. my buddy brought up a valid, she may be on the rag and didnt declare. im big on the 3 night rule though, so without some notification, she has one more shot.
The nationally acknowledged time in which after leaving a seat unoccupied it is then acceptable for people to take your seat, usually in a pub or somewhere which has a variety of good chairs and bad chairs. Any attempt to do so before this is an illegal move and that person will have to leave the seat. Although this rule is acceptable amongst your group you are sat with, any attempt to utilise this rule with strangers is not seen as a good idea.
Ahmed "What you doin lad? That is my seat."
Swann "3 second rule. You were at the bar for 5 minutes."
Ahmed "Ah fair play mate. I'll just sit here instead then."
Sometimes credited as Furry Rule #3: Don't stick your dick in crazy.
ZOMGz I just found out Squizzle Squirrel yiffed with Aussie WildDog! What have we told Squizzle about yiffing! Never violate Rule 3! Don't stick your dick in crazy!
There can be only one man in an entire school that doesn't love ANYONE. Absolutely no one.
Boy: Love is overrated!
Boy 2: didn't someone else say that?
Boy: Uh...no!
Boy 3: Rule -3, bitch.
Rule of the internet
"We are anonymous"
12 yr old kid: who are you guys?
other person: hey kid, rule 3