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Ass Goblin

Powerful goblin that wants to rule the world. Can change appearance (usually looks like an old man) and has magical powers. Often Shouts HEEYAAAAAA and usually goes by the name of Lord Vilhelm

help, the ass goblin is trying to rule the world

by ass goblin hater August 30, 2003

Ass Goblins

people who love to gobble the ass

i think i am going to gobble her ass

by anthony smith September 11, 2003

ass goblin

1) An individual who dwells within the anal cavity of another person. 2) A weirdo 3) Also a verb demonstrative of the act of eating ass

1) If you have nothing better to do than read this, you are probably an assgoblin 2) I went over to see Jim but he was too busy assgoblin.

by Hugh Jass July 11, 2003

Ass Goblin

Donald Trump

Dude did you see that ass goblin on tv

by Three little niglets February 05, 2017

Ass Goblin

One who gobbles ass

a turkey in your ass

by Abe Molitor August 10, 2003

ass goblin

Another name for ass herpes

owww my ass goblin is acting up again!

by an ass goblin January 16, 2006

Ass goblin

Somebody thats a whore and loves ass. Mostly referring to a female. Loves having anal sex

Dude 1: Hey, did you hear bout the new girl?
Dude 2: Yeah. I heard she likes it from the back!
Dude 1: Yeah, dude. She's a total ass goblin.
whore jacquie skank

by numberonegirl March 12, 2009