A fork of Rural Dictionary
The big box that poisons the mind of any living organism that sits in front of it. Symptoms of TV poisoning are: Massive drooling Bloodshot eyes Lazy tounges Slurred speach Serial killing The urge to buy any product advertised
Take this scenario for example: "Honey, time for dinner" "Budmom. Lost isgointobeonsprettysoons" "Son, stop watching that dumb tv" "GotohellfoallsIcaremom"
Teacher: Lets watch mindless TV, i dont wana teach, im too high Kids: Lets watch porn!! Teacher: Fine fine.... Kid: by watching TV, i learned how to make a bomb big enough to blow up a city block