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The big box that poisons the mind of any living organism that sits in front of it. Symptoms of TV poisoning are:

Massive drooling
Bloodshot eyes
Lazy tounges
Slurred speach
Serial killing
The urge to buy any product advertised

Take this scenario for example:
"Honey, time for dinner"
"Budmom. Lost isgointobeonsprettysoons"
"Son, stop watching that dumb tv"
"GotohellfoallsIcaremom"

transvestite

cultural warfare. TV companies cater to the lowest-common-denominator, people's weaknesses to make profit.

Americans watch too much TV

short form for the word Television

Yo Bitch, I'm on TV

friend with many colors

Guy: Im going to hang with my TV
Guy2: Aight, I'll come too

Our only education

Free porn

Teacher: Lets watch mindless TV, i dont wana teach, im too high

Kids: Lets watch porn!!

Teacher: Fine fine....


Kid: by watching TV, i learned how to make a bomb big enough to blow up a city block

a box shaped thing witch light comes out of and boys and girls cant stop watching

look at him watch tv,this is gonna be some kind of a reacerd