Country Dictionary

bothered: can't be bothered to do something

Ashton: How did you discover that orange juice on pancakes was good?
Anna: I spilled some on my pancakes once and couldn't be assed to cook anything else.

The sexiest object in the universe.

You have one nice ass

A Place where courageous people do the nasty

A part of your body that has most of all chances to be kicked.

I hate that mazafacker, man. He's gonna have his ass kicked!

to elude quickly or scurry at a fast pace; can be used for escaping situations or urging someone to move along

"This club is boring, let's ass-on"

The buttocks, one of the most adored parts of the female body. Considered by many men to be better than boobs

An awesome ass makes up for a lack of rack!

The act of showing somebody your ass without them asking you to.

“Ass him.”
“We kept assing everyone we chatted with on Omegle.”
“We just assed this guy.”
“This man didn’t see the assing coming.”